Now this is a book.
I can just picture the author with a still damp handful of lichens, comparing them to some dusty old manual with completely inadequate illustrations. Is it Ochrolechia tartarea? Or perhaps Ochrolechia parella? Would it impart a royal purple hue? The book remains mute, and the library yields no further clues. “But I want to know!” she wails, then sets out determinedly with pencil, sketchbook, and the completely inadequate dusty old manual to do the research herself. After months of tramping through woodlands and rocky shores, sketchbooks filled with such treasures as “Hypogymnia physodes, underside of lobe showing the lower skin ruptured,” cooking pots permanently colored odd hues of brown and purple, and reams of notes (“Cetraria glauca has been included as it will give a yellow to the wool with boiling water,” and “”Found in Scotland only on trees”), she settles at the typewriter to share what she has found.
I want to be this person.